In September 2010 a massive earthquake shook the ground deep into the earth below New Zealand. Far under the underworld the shake was felt by a hyperactive demon who was supposed to be waiting till the end of times before joining with the Ancient Ones in taking over the surface of the earth, destroying buildings and eating humans. Mistaking the tremors for Armageddon and expecting apocalypse it woke ready for pandemonium but quickly realized it was a false alarm. Having the entire nether world to himself without the responsibility of working on the cataclysmic holocaust and unable to get back to sleep he woke more demonic monsters to form a band. Monsta Machine emerged in February of 2011 causing even more seismic destruction as they burst through the earth’s crust into the rubble that had previously been a thriving metropolis. Protected by latex rubber bodies they pledge to rock and rap harder than any other band left in the debris until the real apocalypse comes and they will be called to join the others in the carnage… and eat us all.
